squarehappy is Michael Huch is a cynical web developer and designer with more styles than content.

Welcome to squarehappy

squarehappy is a testbed for new techniques in web design as well as the personal homepage of Michael Huch. If you're not familiar with the site, you may want to learn a bit more about squarehappy and some of the features available. If you're like most people, you came here for the middle finger cursor or the Donkeylips Fan Club. Maybe the look of this site isn't your thing. I'm not a great graphic designer, so I give you the freedom to change the style or just ditch styles altogether. You could even forego visiting this site at all and just use the RSS feed. Maybe you just need to get the hell out here (seriously buddy). Then let my links provide you with safe passage on your journey across the internet.

squarehappy is intentionally not capitalized because it looks ridiculous that way. I tried going with all caps but that was just annoying. squarehappy does not need to be shouted. squarehappy is fine the way it is.

Recent Articles

Winner Winner Chicken Pho Dinner
BodyArtForms.com recently held a contest to design banner ads of various sizes. It was a good chance to flex my rusty graphic design "skills" and win my girlfriend a $30 gift card. And somehow, I emerged victorious. [06.05.2009 04:01 AM EST]
Now It Can Be Told
Dear sir, poor sir, brave sir: You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the entire Universe who has free will. You are the only one who has to figure out what to do next--and why. Everybody else is a machine. [06.03.2009 12:28 AM EST]
Dealing With Comment Spam
Some innocent bystanders might get hurt along the way. [05.22.2009 07:43 AM EST]
Cokie Roberts Looks Like David Bowie
QED [05.19.2009 6:43 PM EST]
Why I Help People With Web Design Problems
I am a hero of web design. I am willing to impart my wisdoms to whosoever dares to meditate on their impotence in the fields of CSS and HTML in front of a world wide audience. I save the day, no charge. [12.01.2008 04:42 AM EST]
Why Don't They Set the Kitchen on Fire?
Yeah, why don't they? [01.28.2008 10:54 PM EST]
Deep Sea Sleep
Mike submerged in the briny deep. [09.30.2007 10:10 PM EST]
Photoshop Exploits
Some images I've made in Photoshop that don't involve web design. [07.31.2007 12:20 AM EST]
My Friendly Neighborhood Kwik-E-Mart
Silicon Valley was one of the lucky places to get its very own Kwik-E-Mart, so I decided I must pay it a visit, put Twizzlers on my donut, eat the decorative hot dogs, and open the non-alcoholic beer case in hopes of it leading to a secret passage. [07.09.2007 11:27 PM EST]
Making MySpace My Space
MySpace has recaptured a 1990's standard of web design most of us hoped was long forgotten. But the mighty hero CSS was ready and able to beat MySpace into submission. It's time to make a MySpace profile look good. [06.18.2007 02:34 AM EST]

Older Articles

Older articles can be found in the archives. At the moment they are organized by subject matter but that matter is subject to change. That was just my convoluted way of saying that eventually you'll see a better form of chronological organization for the squarehappy archive. I just ain't that great of a PHP programmer yet.